You had your first swim lesson and proved; yet again, that you are a fish. I swear, you have fins and gills.
Being that this was your first lesson and that I don't know all the etiquette at a swim school, I decided to wear my most conservative bathing suit--circa 1990, collar included. Yes, you may think that I am wearing a polo shirt--but don't be deceived. It is just borderline
I want to apologize for the embarrassment my outfit may have caused you (but I won't promise that it will be the last time that happens). Please know that I did it in love. I had originally thought that I would avoid the bikini...I didn't want to be "that mom" in a skimpy suit. It turns out that I would rather be the mom in the bikini than the mom in the collared swimwear.
Thank you for being a good sport. My choice of clothing didn't hold you back in the least. You went fully under the water, kicked and paddled. Next week, the high-dive.
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