Laying in bed last night, I started thinking about the little things that have changed for me now that Baby K is growing in me.
And I compiled a list: YOU KNOW YOU ARE PREGNANT WHEN...
- You can't reach higher than above your head, or lower than your knees
- You lay in bed for an hour, frantic that the baby isn't moving and are almost brought to tears when he kicks
- You pee when you sneeze...or cough...or laugh too hard
- At a restaurant, you never like what you order--but always want whatever your husband ordered
- You've mastered the art of puking in a bag and driving 65 miles an hour at the same time
- A trip to the grocery store for one item turns into three bags of snacks
- The word "flattering" is stripped from your vocabulary
- You have to wear nursing pads 24 hours a day
- Hair sprouts in new places like a chia pet
- Shaving your legs feels like exercise
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